I went to get my hair cut on Sunday and noticed that I was missing one silver hoop earring when I sat down in the chair.
After looking in all possible places, and retracing my steps to where it may have fallen out, I chalked it up to permanently missing and went about the rest of my day with a replacement pair.
Just as I'm changing for bed and about to discard certain undergarments, I find the missing earring.
In my bra.
Just chilling like it belonged there.
This kind of talent cannot be learned.