The Duh-mension

Did he really say that?

I'm cleaning out my ears. Stand by one sec.....

Squeak, squeak, squeak.

I heard a most interesting reason to buy diamonds, but I'm not sure I really heard it. I do possess selective hearing and it causes some most hilarious moments in my existence.

If you listen to any radio station in Denver, you will most certainly hear several...thousand...advertisements per year for the Shane Company - - a very old, established jewelry company.

Any native will be able to tell you exactly where each of Tom Shane's fabulous locations are and how amazing the quality of his diamonds are because Tom himself has voiced his own advertisements since the dawn of time, burning his dulcet tones into Coloradoan brains for generations.

In fact, if I heard right, this holiday season, folks will be flocking to Shane Co. because their diamond solitaires...

.......SHINE LIKE FROZEN SPIT......

A truly tempting reason to skip off and buy a diamond, don't you think? If this really is the case, I may opt for the cubic zirconia. Lab-grown diamonds may have less of a loogie-like sheen.

Happy Thanksgiving

Wishing everyone a belated Happy Thanksgiving!

Um...Seriously?

Over two feet of snow.

In October.

Yeah, it's going to be a long winter.

Talent

I went to get my hair cut on Sunday and noticed that I was missing one silver hoop earring when I sat down in the chair.

After looking in all possible places, and retracing my steps to where it may have fallen out, I chalked it up to permanently missing and went about the rest of my day with a replacement pair.

Just as I'm changing for bed and about to discard certain undergarments, I find the missing earring.

In my bra.

Just chilling like it belonged there.

This kind of talent cannot be learned.

More Highland Tales

I'm determined to finish this trip, even if it has been a few months. Bear with me.

Okay, so, after the wild, wet weather broke (for five minutes) we ventured northwest towards the Isle of Skye and stopped at an amazing place....yes, another castle. But an exquisite sight nontheless, no? Och, aye!

Eilean Donan Castle was first fortified in mid-13th Century. Um...so that's roughly 700+ years ago or 800+. Unreal.

You can't fault us wee American lasses for lovin' the castle thing. Americans don't see the hundreds of years of history still standing all that often.

I recommend the tour. Eilean Donan Castle has gone through a lot of changes in its many centuries of existence and you are able to see the many variations the structure has gone through and which clan was fight over it when, etc.

And the Scottish gentleman answering questions in the Banquet Hall will show you just how big a Scottish Claymore sword really is. No, that is not an innuendo.

Note: when you pick it up the massively heavy Claymore sword, don't drop it or accidentally cleave the skull of the nice Norwegian tourist next to you. It's rude.

Now we come to why Shannon is such a geek. We are walking around inside (where you can't take pictures) and I come across a picture in one of the bed chambers, which happens to be a scene from Highlander. I manage a wide grin and motion Mel over to look. Mel is not a movie-dork like me; she is mostly sane and has no idea what the heck I'm all excited about. Fine. So I revel in my geekiness for a moment more before moving on.

We then moved on to the Skye Bridge, which, funnily enough, is the bridge between the mainland and the Isle of Skye. I would have liked to explore Skye further, but when it is pouring and the wind is against you every step of the way, it's really not worth it. We drove over and back -- because we could-- and then retraced our steps back toward the Cairngorms National Park where we would be staying that night.

So, as days go, this one was pretty damn cool.

There can be only one.

Yep. Geek.